MOUNT.BOB

Rules and Regulations

The one main difference between HOTT.BOB and MOUNT.BOB is that h.b was on privately owned land, and m.b will be at a national forest group campground. This means there will be certain restrictions on our activities. You are expected to adhere to these simple rules. Those who do not will be asked to leave.

No pyrotechnics. Burning Man is less than a month after MOUNT.BOB. you can save all your pyromania for there.
Pets must be kept on a leash. (Note: if you bring a dog, you will be held responsible for minding it at ALL TIMES. Excessive barking will not be permitted. You WILL be required to clean up after your dog immediately. Non-complying dogs will be EATEN.)
Kids are OK!
No discharging of firearms.
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES. NONE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. YES, THIS INCLUDES YOU, JOSH.
Tread lightly. Clean up after yourself.
No destruction of the site or property in the campground.
No mass suicides to go join the reptoids in their spaceship hiding behind comet Hale-Bopp.
Fires in firerings and campstoves only.

That wasn't so hard, was it?