Books

The genres I like are: reference, humour, horror, sf. I don't like everything in those genres, of course.

Humour

Tom Sharpe, Terry Pratchett, P.J. O'Rourke, Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, P.G. Wodehouse, and Dilbert all make me laugh on a regular basis. I even used to maintain the FAQs for the Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams newsgroups.

Horror

Ok, so I'm opinionated. I only like some of Stephen King's stuff - liked "Different Seasons", hated almost every other short-story collection. Like the Gunslinger series, hate most of his recent wannabe-artsy stuff. Having an opinion on Stephen King's books is compulsory, I hear.

I also like Dan Simmons a lot (he lives in Colorado too), and Thomas Harris (Silence of the Lambs author). Not much else though, and I definitely don't like Dean R. Koontz. Bloody knock-off artist, that's all he is.

sf

Having proofread and sub-edited "Phlogiston", the premiere NZ sf magazine, I'm fully aware of the difference between "science fiction", "scifi" and "sf". "Science Fiction" is its old name, "scifi" is what other people call it, and "sf" is what we call it to avoid the stigma of "scifi".

I have read widely but not deeply. This means I know Heinlein, Zelazney, Simak, Lem, Asimov, and most of the other big names, but the chances are that I haven't read all their stuff. I think Asimov and Heinlein are the only authors I've specifically sought out a lot of, and then I only came to feel dissatisfied with Heinlein. "Old men bonking auburn haired daughters" is to Heinlein what "my dad died in the war" is to Roger Waters.

Most fantasy leaves me cold. I too read about six "Xanth" books by Peirs Anthony before realising that not only were they all the same, they were all shit too. McCaffery does nothing for me. I'm a barbarian, tough luck.

Reference

Nothing like cold clean facts to titillate the clinical obsessive side of my personality. I love a good encyclopaedia, history book, etc. My dream is to put some of these onto the web. I'm a great devotee of Project Gutenberg.

Other

I am reading James Joyce's Ulysses, have read The Golden Bough and enjoy reading Umberto Eco. I am not a postmodernist, however - their pretentious twaddle gets right up my nose.
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