1) My real name is "Randy".

2) Pouring searing hot bacon grease into a styrofoam bowl is a really bad idea.

3) Some people do not shave their butts before attending BOBs.

4) If you reserve a campground in Colorado months in advance, there is no guarentee that the company in California that owns the campsite will not be bought out by a company in Maryland who will then proceed to double-book the site to a Baptist group.

(This happens more often than you might think.)

5) One man's "left" is another man's "right".

6) People were taking the acronym way too seriously.

7) Wm. Shakespeare wrote a play that I actually like.

8) Despite the ponderings of certain self-proclaimed newbie froup-mind analysts ("Oo! Oo! Put me in your killfile! Put me in your killfile!") MOUNT.BOB did not degenerate into a commercialized Disney-like theme-park just because we sold t-shirts.

(It degenerated into a sexually-tense atmosphere of camaraderie with melons, key chains, fire, human sandwiches, and home-brew beer. And kissing, lots of degenerate kissing.)

9) "Another Brick In The Wall 2" can be sung to the tune of "Limbo Rock".

10) If you ask someone to come talk with you because it has been a long time since you've seen them and they say "yes", they mean "maybe".

11) Being nude may induce nausea. Watching someone being nude being nauseous is kind of erotic.

12) Giving the cast of a play a bottle of champagne to pass around during the middle of the play is "fucking genius!"

13) You can book a 70-person party at a small Italian restaurant with less than a week's notice. But you have to go in back and track down the manager and shake his hand and say "Thank you very much."

(If he'd been single, I would have seen if a woman in the party would have liked to thank him, because...)

14) Managers of small Italian restaurants are very cute.

15) Do not bring your own props to a reading. Unless it is chocolate syrup.

16) Manitou Springs, Colorado is like Taos, New Mexico, only without all the adobe.

17) A moseno is a very big flute made by Bolivians which requires three hands to play, but can only be used to play Steppenwolf songs.

18) You can never have too much tarp. But you CAN have too much toilet paper.

19) If I put on a Microsoft t-shirt and wear a sword, I can impersonate Ilana Stern.

20) Mark Cleary has more balls than Wimbledon. Just ask the uninvited campers who stumbled into our campground Saturday night whom he welcomed with open arms. So to speak.

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Boy Mozart
Stevens Hall Indecency Taskforce
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