The Book of Not: The Book of Gehenna: The Awakening of Brujah

[CUT TO: black.]
[MUSIC: Really loud guitars.]
[PULL BACK to reveal that black is part of leather jacket, being worn by BRUJAH LOSER, striding down the street under a blood-red moon.]

CHORUS [over]: Coca-cola hits the spot
Twelve full ounces
That's a lot!

[LOSER enters a loud industrial club and glares at the GUY in the cage.]

GUY: Five bucks....er...uh....

[LOSER goes straight in.]

CHORUS [over music]: You got the right one baby, uh huh.

[LOSER stops and squints up at the speakers, then shakes his head, walking over to a table. Seated at the table is another BRUJAH LOSER and GHOUL.]

LOSER TWO: What's the problem?
LOSER ONE: I thought I heard something on the speakers.
CHORUS [over]: Come talk to me
Come talk to me.
LOSER TWO: Uh...I didn't hear anything.
LOSER ONE: So tell me what's happening. What's been going on? Everyone's acting crazy.
LOSER TWO: All right, here's what I've found out. The Prince met with the Tremere elder last weekend over in Gangrel territory, but some Lupines jumped in and the elder got badly wounded. He fled into the sewers where the Nosferatu rescued him and blood bound him to one of his own neonates, who then re-installed him under a new name and age with a tie around his neck. Then the Mages turned Jake and his street gang into a lawn chair and summoned a margarita and sent it to the Toreador party where there were rumors that a letter had been sent to the Justicar's childe's ghoul that said the Malkavians had chosen an ancillae to sit on the flagpole outside the cemetery until the Samedi would stop telling the Ventrue to ask the Giovannni to return boons to the Nosferatu.
CHORUS [over]: Fresh goes better
With Mentos freshness
Fresh goes better
With Mentos
Fresh and full of life
LOSER ONE: Could you go over that again?
LOSER TWO: Sure. No sweat. No problemo. Uhh...The Prince met with the Tremere elder last weekend over in Gangrel territory, but some Lupines jumped in and the elder got badly wounded. He fled into the sewers where the Nosferatu rescued him and blood bound him to one of his own neonates, who then re-installed him under a new name and age with a tie around his neck. Then the Mages turned Jake and his street gang into a lawn chair and summoned a margarita and sent it to the Toreador party where there were rumors that a letter had been sent to the Justicar's childe's ghoul that said the Malkavians had chosen an ancillae to sit on the flagpole outside the cemetery until the Samedi would stop telling the Ventrue to ask the Giovannni to return boons to the Nosferatu.
CHORUS [over]: Levitz Furniture Warehouse!
LOSER ONE: So what does this have to do with anything?
LOSER TWO: Don't you see? We've got to...uh....
LOSER ONE: I don't feel so well.

[PULL BACK to reveal rest of club dancing away to pounding music. Suddenly, the floor begins to buck and heave as a figure bursts up through the floorboards, his face twisted into a snarl of anger.]

LOSER ONE: Whoa!
BRUJAH: Kiiii-ya!
[BRUJAH does a flying spin kick which smashes the DJ's head into the electrical equipment behind him. He punches two DANCERS in the face, sending them down to the floor.]
[MUSIC: 1970s ninja music. Lots of wock-a-chick-as.]
[BRUJAH kicks the crap out of everyone, yelling things like "Whaaa!" and "Hiiii-yah!" and "Hiii-keeba!" and "Ha!"]

LOSER ONE: Whoa! It _must_ be Brujah.
LOSER TWO: Hey, dude. That was really cool. So are you going to kick the Ventrue's butt now?
BRUJAH: [long pause.]

[SUPER SLOW-MO: BRUJAH does a super leaping ninja spin kick to LOSER ONE's face. He pulls some numchucks and breaks LOSER TWO's neck in S00PER D00PER SLOW-MO NINJA REPLAY CRASH ZOOM.]
[ZOWIE ZOOM on BRUJAH's blank, staring, open-mouthed face.]

CHORUS [over]: Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow.

[FADE TO BLACK.]
[Graphic: BRUJAH WILL BE BACK IN "WELCOME HOME ROXY BRUJAH."]

Coming Soon: GEHENNAVISION PART THREE: THE RETURN OF LILITH

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