The Book of Not: The Book of Rhymes

Patty-cake, patty-cake Gangrel Man.
Grow out your claws as fast as you can.
Slice it and dice it and make french fries,
And run from Gehenna until you have to die!

Patty-cake, patty-cake Nos-fera-tu.
Make me as ugly, as ugly as you.
Crawl down in the sewers and hide from the light,
Sleep the whole day through and mope all through the night!

Patty-cake, patty-cake Tor-reador Man.
Push your nose up as high as you can.
Pretend you don't remember, pretend you cannot see,
Pretend you are so normal, that you're not like me!

Patty-cake, patty-cake Tremere Man.
Make me a spell as fast as you can.
Study it, weigh it, find it's width and mass,
Write down your theory: "It's my own ass!"

Patty-cake, patty-cake Ventrue Man.
Try to take control as fast as you can.
Laugh and backslap and handshake and smile,
Forget what you are, yes, for just a little while!

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