[The Book of Not: The Ten Praying Commantises Of Malkav] The Book of Not: The Ten Praying Commantises Of Malkav

  1. Thou shalt not go on killing and killing and killing until it is all about killing and not about fun anymore.

    [Commentary:

    Malkav again sleeps
    Somewhere beneath the deep sky
    Cherry blossoms fall.]

  2. Thou shalt have no worlds before or behind this one that you now see, right now, right now, RIGHT NOW.

    [Commentary:

    Malkav ain't here now
    Why should we even bother?
    Weasels rip my flesh.]

  3. Thou shalt not take pity on the mentally incompetent. Tell them firmly. "I am not paid to listen to this drivel. You are a terminal fool."

    [Commentary:

    Malkav was a loon
    But he knew how to shimmy
    Mountains rise above.]

  4. Thou shalt not think.

    [Commentary:

    Malkav has said it
    But we only hear it now
    Sound is slow near here.]

  5. Thou shalt not pussy out on me now. We are halfway though.

    [Commentary:

    Malkav was wrong here
    As everyone clearly sees
    "halfway" is long past.]

  6. Thou shalt not fold, spindle or mutilate. Thou shalt use a #2 pencil and fill in only one answer. I ask you now: what is your answer?

    [Commentary:

    Malkav didn't know
    Answers are easy today
    Lies and questions hard.]

  7. Thou shalt not use this fucking syntax ever ever ever GOD what an IDIOTIC format, neo-Biblical bullshit "thou shalt NOT" "THOU shalt not" "thou SHALT not" get me OUT OF heRe. """""""" YOU ARE ALL HERE LISTENING TO ME-- YOU YOU YOU YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DON'T DENY IT LISTEN CAREFULLY I DON'T THINK I HAVE MUCH TIME I'M TELLING YOU THAT THESE WORDS WILL BE READ BY THOSE WHO AREN'T GOING TO UNDERSTAND THEM LOCKED INTO ONE FUCKING MINDSET YOU I'M TALKING TO YOU YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW GEHENNA'S THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, SHITWAD YOUR PROBLEM IS YOUR WORLD YOUR INTERACTIVE ECOLOGY STRUCTURE IS BREAKING DOWN AND INSTEAD OF GOING WITH IT YOU'RE TRYING TO HOLD IT BACK AND I'M TELLING YOU NOT TO BOTHER BECAUSE

    [Commentary:

    Tremere scholars read
    Our words in their spare time now
    What a bunch of feebs.]

  8. Thou shalt not suck others before yourself.

    [Commentary:

    Malkav sucks so bad
    There is a low-pressure field
    Mountain breezes blow.]

  9. Thou shalt not neglect your suntan.

    [Commentary:

    SPF2K
    Not quite enough--no ozone
    Skate on ponds at night.]

  10. Thou shalt never forget, never remember, never speak, never remain silent, never move, never stay still, never fail to think, never ever ask why.

    [Commentary:

    I am bleeding now
    Lap it up, Malkav's children
    I die for your souls.]

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