Pranklympics: Part On The Left Side Please, Barber

242. Find one of those dumbass stock ponds. At night, catch a bunch of the fish, ghoul 'em, stick some explosives into them, and let 'em back in the water. Let those idiots who think stock fishing is a sport find a big surprise the next day. (Fishing with a spear or one of those accursed fly rods... now that's sport.)

243. Take one C-5 Galaxy military transport plane. (Thanks v.a.l.) Load it to overflowing with pigs. Head for the Mid-East. Fly over some mosques and synagogues... porks away!

244. Get on a plane with a parachute in your backpack. Bring a military duffel full of more chutes. Halfway into the flight, put yours on. When people ask, tell them the pilot is about to suffer from some debilitating accident and hand out the parachutes to the highest bidders. Stuff any protesting flight attendants into the duffel. Go shoot the pilot and crew and put one through the cockpit just for good measure. Now go follow everyone who's jumping out. On the way down, practice your aerial marksmanship on the other chutists. (Yes, I know... This one's just plain mean.)

245. Go to an indoor firing range. Sneak downrange to where the targets are. Stand up and take the place of one of the targets. Get offended when they tag you and return fire. The ensuing chaos should be quite amusing.

246. Declare yourself a religious messiah and get some followers. Act real hypocritically. Shoot whoever's stupid enough to still follow you. (Actually, this one could show up on the "Good Deed For Society" list...)

247. Find some uptight Brujah. Steamroll them from the waist down. Toss the frenzying torsos into a local police precinct or television station. Watch the news the following night for laughs.

248. A bulldozer. A modern art sculpture. A passed out Toreador. (Too easy.)

249. Put some concrete shoes on a local, well-known vampire and throw him into a swimming pool. Now place a "live" electrical cord into the pool. Call the news and cops, hide, and see how he tries to get out of this one.

250. Set a very large building very much on fire. While the firefighters are busy, paint the entire interior (furniture and anyone left behind included) of the firehouse white with black spots.

251. Spray-paint a lot of hamsters neon purple. Release them on the grounds of a nuclear research facility. Call a news team.

252. Tar and feather a handful of Nosferatu. Sneak into a baseball stadium during a night game and force them onto the field. Chase 'em around with cattle prods until the police come out. Then Obfuscate and run.

253. Sneak into a music store at night. Steal every "GreenDay" (or insert your favorite psycho band here) album and spray-paint on the floor: "Evidence impounded for violation of clan secrecy act."

254. Get a whole lot of rats. Spray-paint them all yellow. Put them in a truck and release them next to the wave pool at a water park. Start announcing on the PA the proper methods of repelling a lemming invasion. (Thanks, v.a.l.)

255. Get Bigfoot (the truck). Go mudding. Substitute the crowd at a skinhead rally for mud.

256. Just for kicks, find some Dungeons and Dragons players and fleshcraft them into exact likenesses of their characters. (Dwarves are the most fun...)

Well, that's all for now. See y'all later.

-Peg Leg Pete, the illiterate bastard...

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