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280. Sneak into a grocery store at night with a sack full of apples. Now very carefully peel a bunch of oranges and take out the insides, replacing them with the apples and some glue.

281. Dress up like Thor (the Thunder God). Grab a rubber mallet and a tazer. Go to a church and press your claim as top deity. Give examples of divine smiting and lightning bolts to non-believers. Declare Heineken as holy water.

282. Find a false eye shop. Slip in a few real ones.

283. High diving competition. From the top of office buildings.

284. Dress up (and Fleshcraft) to look like that little old man that is the Monopoly mascot. Now Obfuscate and sneak into a bank, replacing real money with Monopoly money. (Should be some interesting security film, eh?)

285. Movement of the Mind. Multiple roulette tables. One shut down casino.

286. Lure of the Flames. A basketball game. 'Hot Potato'.

287. Find out where a keg party will occur. Now follow the little frat boys that go for the kegs. Once they've bought the beer, stop them. While keeping them oblivious (through Dominate or a lead pipe to the head), replace the beer with urine (that you got from a hospital or drug rehab center, of course). Label the keg 'Bud Light' and see if anyone actually notices. (All hail Guinness! Guinness rue da wold!)

288. Dress up like coal miners. Go to the dinosaur exhibit at the museum. Hiho, hiho, it's off to work we go...

289. Get some buddies and dress up like Spock, ears and all. Go to a mall and start giving Vulcan Death Grips (TM) to shoppers. When that doesn't work, start using pepper mace, tear gas, and tazers. Smile a lot at the cameras while proclaiming how much emotions suck.

290. Find one of those 'Sunglass Hut' stalls in the mall. Sneak in at night and paint the inside of each lens with black paint. Now go to a real eyeglasses shop (Pearl, Eye Doctor, TSO, etc.) and randomly switch a lens from each sample pair.

291. TP roll the Prince's house. Do it again the next night. Use duct tape.

292. Find a Gangrel that Earth Melds each day. Have some of your ghouls dig him up during the day (but keep him covered) and relocate him. In a sewer tank would be nice. If you're feeling frisky, have them bury him in the same spot upside-down.

93. Sneak onto a golf course one night and set a few tiger traps and snares in the woods. Landmines are purely optional.

294. Find one werewolf. Subdue and manacle him (with silver if need be). Now chain him to a pickup truck and start dragging him through town, ramming the television station. See how well the Delirium affects TV cameras.

295. Fleshcraft yourself to look and sound exactly like some cagey vampire. Start following him around everywhere. Mimic his every action and word. When he starts acting crazy with rage in front of others, act calmly. Now approach the Prince and demand that the stupid Malkavian impersonating you be punished.

296. Steal one of those 'Human Cannonball' circus cannons. While the Primogen and Prince are meeting somewhere, start launching tied-up vampires through the ceiling with petitions for more tartar sauce stapled to their foreheads. Also useful for helping it rain cats and dogs.

297. Fleshcraft. RuPual. See how he really likes being a woman.

298. Hook up a live electrical lead (with switch) to a basketball rim before a big game. First mega-dunk ought to be fairly spectacular.

299. Using Dementate, give a stereotypical Brujah an irrational fear of violence. Now go bully him in front of his Clan Elder.

300. Get a bunch of Malkavian buddies. Find a Toreador art party (preferably one that has a lot of mortals in attendance). Arm yourselves with dead cats (freshly dipped in neon purple paint) and 'decorate' the Torries. (In honor of Ashley, winner of this year's Asphalt Impersonation Award.)

301. There is no '301'. My brain needs a nap. Go away.

-Peg Leg Pete

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