Pranklympics: Part Also

16. Get one tied-up Nosferatu. Put a mask on 'em. Go to a showing of Phantom of the Opera. Unmask him on stage and shoot him repeatedly when he tries to run. Watch for reactions when he gets back up and runs away again. (You might have to shoot an actor to convince the audience that the bullets are real.)

17. Replace doctors in an ER. Try real hard to do well. Tie up real doctors and let 'em watch. Ignore screams. Arriving cops become candidates for gall bladder removal. (Loone, are you sure the gall bladder is in the head?)

18. Kill every 'Smith' in a large town. (This may take some doing, so only hard-working Malkies should try this one.)

19. Go muddin' in the Prince's limo. Tying his favorite ghoul to the hood is strictly optional.

20. Turn Prince into Charles Manson. Run like hell.

21. Take a sledgehammer into a house of mirrors. Don't come out for a few hours.

22. Go to an opera. Show 'em what real Vikings were like.

23. Replace all the children in a maternity ward with chickens. Hoist all the kids from various flagpoles across the city.

24. Put out ad for cheap liposuction. Punish stupidity with a knife and a vacuum cleaner. Volunteer the mayor if there are no takers.

25. Enter a demolition derby. Heavily arm Obfuscated boarding parties.

26. Commandeer multiple cement trucks. Visit the Prince's domicile. Leave town soon thereafter.

27. (Highly difficult. Only for the most experienced sadists.) Get an 18-wheeler with a trailer. Capture and kill Shamu. Deliver to Greenpeace's headquarters with a big bow around him.

28. Rob the same bank every night. Start taking furniture when they run out of money. Start taking employees when they run out of furniture. Bonus points to the longest spree.

29. Track down and kill the Brady Bunch just for fun.

30. Set a firehouse on fire. Do it again half an hour after they put it out. All night.

31. Paint big yellow smiley faces all over every billboard in town. Have ghoul snipers kill anyone who tries to paint over them.

32. Replace a boxer in a major fight. Show the world what Potence can really do properly employed.

33. Kill every talk show host you can during the filming of their show. Take over the conversation. See how many hosts go into hiding.

34. Teach ticket scalpers the true meaning of scalping. Give tickets (glued to scalp) to the poor.

35. Have a good 'ole fashioned book burning at the local government archives building. (Not for squeamish vampires...)

36. Help scientists explore the mysteries of cryogenics. Improvise with meat lockers and pedestrians if proper facilities are not available.

37. Sneak onto an airplane (preferably cross-continental) and steal all the toilet paper. Leave sandpaper. Stay and see how many use it in desperation. (Putting exlax in the food is highly suggested.)

Well, that's all for now boys and girls. More coming soon to a theater near you! See ya around!

-Peg Leg Pete, waiting to get arrested...

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