Pranklympics: Part Golfer Etitquette

62. Turn a ghoul into Pan (that little Greek boy-god) and have him attend mass.

63. Sneak into a baseball team's locker room with some friends. Kill 'em all, change into them, and take the field. See how long it takes before you are found out.

64. Buy a lot of gerbils, hamsters, and other rodents from various pet stores. Think snowball fight.

65. Dress up in sheets like the KKK. Spray-paint the sheets red. Hang real violent KKK members in the mayor's lawn.

66. Steal a tank. Go joyriding through a museum and some of the Prince's major haunts.

67. Get the Yellow Pages. Visit as many apartment complexes as you can in one night, giving out $500 cash to any residents in apartment #13. Return two nights later and kill 'em all.

68. Sneak into a book store after hours. Bring a lot of spray-paint. Turn all the books neon purple.

69. Juggle for crowds using Celerity. With limbs.

70. Find someone juggling chainsaws. Interrupt them at a crucial point. A knife in the ass will usually do the trick.

71. Set up a sniper hole near the Mexican border. Shoot all border hoppers one night. A week later, come back and repeat, but shoot all the border guards this time. Repeat as necessary.

72. Change "Hooked on Phonics" tapes to instructional videos teaching little kiddies how to cuss like good sailors. (Thanks to v.a.l. again...)

73. Hoist the Jolly Roger in front of the Capitol Building.

74. Visit a Civil War reenactment. Dress up like injuns and declare war on both sides. Bonus points for the most scalps.

75. Slash all the tires on the cars at a used car lot.

76. Go to Gold's Gym. Bring a strong Brujah. Show the silly Kine what real strength is. Sell your "super-strength" pills for $20. (Yes, yes, it's a blood capsule...)

77. Visit a slaughterhouse. Using celerity and a sword, give 'em pointers.

78. Enter a bullfight. Ride 'em cowboy!

79. Dress up like the Beverly Hillbillies. Visit Rodeo Blvd. with flame-throwers and explosives.

80. Go to Disney World and chop off Mickey's and Minnie's heads in a crowd of children.

81. Turn an entire old folks home into vampires. Give 'em the Prince's address and a severe hatred of authority.

82. Go to a deer lease. Catch a deer and skin it. Dress up in its skin and go hunt silly people wearing neon orange camouflage.

83. Attend a political rally with a high voltage cattle prod.

84. Have a friend and yourself dress up like an Arab and an Israeli. Using low-caliber pistols in a crowded street, trade shots to the chest. Reload and repeat until the police and news teams arrive. Fill up on the police's blood and go play bumper cars with their cruisers.

85. Find out the meeting time of your local Diverse Culture Awareness group. Get some friends and dress up like really bad stereotypes (body paint, wigs, and props encouraged) and attend.

86. Visit an electronics and appliance store with a sledgehammer and a bunch of IOU notes.

That's all for now, for someone in a white lab coat is asking to talk to me...

-Peg Leg Pete

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