Pranklympics: Part Triple Gainer

87. Dress up in suits of armor with swords. Decorate armor with English coats-of-arms and Union jacks. Kill every Frenchman you can find, singing "God Save The Queen".

88. Turn an entire dairy farm's stock into vampcows. (Somehow, I think Gary Larson influenced me on this one...) Make wagers to guess what the media will determine as the cause of the spontaneous combusting bovines.

89. Re-enact Don Quixote. (Damn, but I loved that story...)

90. Dominate a large number (at least fifty) of people into jointly peeing on the President's lawn through the fence while singing "Hail to the Chief", but replacing "Chief" with "draft-dodger".

91. Dress up like scuba men. Release a few alligators into a mall and chase 'em around yelling about purses and shoes.

92. Go mountain climbing. On a sky-scraper. Dressed up like Spider Man in neon yellow and orange.

93. Gets lots of friends, dress up like cowboys, and ride horses through the intensive care wing of a busy hospital. (Indiscriminate shooting is optional, of course.)

94. Attend a "Rogaine with Manoxidyl" informative meeting. Forcibly superglue throw rugs to everyone's head and chase them to a news station.

95. Rent jet-skis. Have a demolition derby. (Telling other jet-skiers that they are now participants is not required.)

96. Go to a ski resort. Start a snowball fight. Five minutes into it, start wrapping impact-fused grenades into the snowballs.

97. Go to the zoo with a weedwhacker. Bravely fight a Grizzly.

98. Dominate Cindy Crawford into thinking she is a sheep.

99. Dominate a Tremere into believing that "Fantasia" is the ultimate authority on magical wisdom.

100. Convince a large portion of the American public that 70s style is back in vogue. Oh, wait, already did that one... (Ouch! I was just kidding, josephe, really...)

101. Dominate a Lupine and a Gangrel into singing "My Dog Has Fleas" as a duet. Videotape and send to respective elders.

102. Secretly turn an entire football team into ghouls before kickoff. Bonus points to the vampire who correctly guess the number of injuries by game's end...

103. Publicly draw and quarter Ted Kennedy at a feminist rally.

104. Fleshcraft a large number of people to look like Edgar Allen Poe. Dominate them into flapping their arms like wings and screeching "Nevermore!" all across town.

105. Randomly fleshcraft a sleeping member of a couple into looking like someone completely different just for chaos' sake.

106. Dress up like Lizzie Bordan and visit fast food restaurants. Don't skimp on the whacks...

107. Fleshcraft a bunch of kids into looking like Beavis and Butthead and dominate them into laughing rather stupidly.

108. Send mail bombs to imbeciles who start chain letters.

109. Give a free magic show. Cut a buddy in half for real. Throw his legs into the crowd and let him pull himself after them.

110. Dress up like a clown and beat the hell out of all the mimes you can find.

111. After a Prince has called a bloodhunt on someone, turn about twenty people into look-alikes of the poor bastard. Then turn the victim into a double of the Prince.

-Peg Leg Pete, back with more soon...

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