Pranklympics: Part Roman Orgy

112. Make a prominent rabbi look like Hitler.

113. Sneak into a haunted house. Go Horrid Form. Have fun and see how long it takes until people know you're for real.

114. Change to look like a famous person. Do something blatantly illegal. Make sure to have lots of witnesses. (See, Loone, I told you we could get OJ...)

115. Get on top of a tall building and threaten to jump. A few hours (and a few shrinks) later, jump. Get up and say you feel much better now. Run away cackling.

116. Empire State Building. Competition to see who can actually land on someone when they jump. Use stunned onlookers for sustenance. (Bonus points for any mashed toy poodles and the biggest crater.)

117. Find the creator of Capri Sun. Stick a large, stainless steel straw into him, start drinking, and ask how he likes it.

118. Force some heads into a bunch of balloons and blow them up with helium. Hand 'em out for free at a fair. (Mommy, mommy, look what the nice clown gave me!)

119. Play Chihuahua-ball.

120. Dress up in a devil costume with a leather jacket and get a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Attend a Hell's Angels rally and take your rightful place. Start stabbing with your pitchfork if they give ya any lip.

121. Get a very large supply of sodium. Visit a water park. (As v.a.l. said before, sing the Doors' "Come on baby, light my fire...")

122. Dress up like Paul Bunyan. Steal an ox and spray-paint it blue. Start choppin' down telephone poles, singing "I'm a lumberjack, and that's OK..."

123. Dress up like Elmer Fudd and visit a zoo with a bird aerie. Yelling "Pull!" before you fire is suggested.

124. Go to a vet. Get a bunch of syringes that will induce rabies. Go buy a bunch of nasty pit bulls. Stick the doggies and visit a post office.

125. Using fleshcraft and stealth, replace a corpse before a wake. Shake people's hands and thank them for coming when they come to pay their respects.

126. Dress up in togas. Release some starving lions in the middle of a Catholic mass.

127. Sneak into a zoo at night. Heavily sedate and completely shave a gorilla. Spray-paint him pink and put a large pair of briefs and a baseball hat on him. Put a big screen TV in the cage. Sit him up in a easy chair and glue a remote in one hand and a beer in the other.

128. Get a bunch of friends and dress up like outlaw cowboys on horses. Hold up a mass transit bus, telling everyone you're stagecoach robbers.

129. Randomly tar and feather night court judges in the middle of a court session.

130. (Only for ambitious pranksters...) Climb up Mt. Rushmore and spray-paint Lincoln's nose neon purple.

131. (Again, only serious vampires should apply... or ones with a death wish...) Replace the Pope before a big trip. Preach the merits of Greek Mythology and its undeniable truth.

More coming not so soon to a terminal near you...

-Peg leg Pete, wondering what "committed" means...

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