Pranklympics: Part the Viking Raider

132. Find out where a high-society play is going to be performed. Get a bunch of friends and dress up like mimes with baseball bats. Beat the piss out of the actors, declaring that they are all frauds, and that silence is the only true art form.

133. Steal some sharks form an aquatic park. Put them in the Prince's pool and tip off the coppers.

134. Find a Coke machine. Break into it and replace the cans with hand grenades. Make bets to see how many teachers' cars get blown up by vindictive students the next day.

135. Visit a modern art sculpture exhibit with a jackhammer.

136. (This would be a tough one...) Just before an attack submarine goes out on an extended patrol, convince the entire crew that they are really a German U-boat and that they must destroy all sea-faring vessels for the Fatherland.

137. Call some friends in a nearby city. Have each group hijack a train and head towards each other on the same rail. Play chicken, of course.

138. Attend a cheerleading convention with a well concealed shotgun. Watch for when they throw the little girl into the air. Once again, yelling "Pull!" is considered good form before firing.

139. Go to an old folks home with a gun full of blanks. Make bets beforehand to see how many heart attacks will be induced. (Yes, yes, I know, I'll probably get flames for that one...)

140. At an organ donor center, secretly replace some hearts with tomatoes.

141. Sneak into the Superdome before a Saints game with some friends. Try to time dropping form the ceiling so you can sack the quarterbacks.

142. Go to a pet store after hours. Fleshcraft all the dogs to look like Spuds MacKenzie.

143. Dress up like knights, carry around a bunch of shrubs, scream "Ni!" at everyone, and throw grenades at rabbits. (Sorry Chris...) Chucking coconuts with swallows nailed to them at pedestrians is strictly optional.

144. Think Scarborough Faire. Think real weapons.

145. Make a real cat-o-nine-tails.

146. Go to a fancy restaurant. When the waiter asks what you would like for dinner, pull a dead cat out of your coat and tell 'em you want it medium-well.

147. Get a rifle and a knife. Go defend the Alamo.

148. Go to a professional fencing match. Really up the juice on those foils.

149. Replace a prisoner slated for execution the night he is to be killed. See how many times they throw the switch. Demand a doctor to check you out and really confuse 'em.

150. Rob a bank that you know has marked bills. Over the course of the next week, accost a lot of people and tell them, "Dis is a robbery!". Put some of the stolen money in their wallets and purses. See how many get hauled off for questioning the next day.

151. Dress up like Vikings, travel to England, and burn and pillage a small coastal town.

152. (Only for the hardy and ambitious Kindred...) Go to Antarctica. Wipe out all the scientists and the claim the international land as the domain of a certain Prince to all the authorities via radio. Run like hell and watch the Justicars descend on the unfortunate Prince...

153. Attend an orchestra with a few Roman candles and some smoke bombs.

-Peg Leg Pete, proof that there is life after brain-death...

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