Pranklympics: Part Lopsided Infinity

154. Find a place that does nighttime skydiving. Sneak on board and stay hidden until everyone starts jumping. Hitch a ride down with someone right as they leap. Bonus points if your target pees themself.

155. (Variation on the above...) When everyone jumps, throw the pilot out. Commandeer the plane and go back and see how many of the skydivers you can hit before they land.

156. Go bowling with dynamite.

157. Find some idiots bungee jumping off a rural bridge at night. Bring along some binoculars and a sniper rifle with a Starlight scope and a silencer. Watch for looks of shock as the bungee jumper's buddies pull their perforated friend up.

158. Find one of those places that makes animal ice sculptures during Christmas season. Dress up like "the great white hunter" and bag a few "savage beasts" with a shotgun and a British accent.

159. Replace a noted anthropology lecturer and unveil the secrets of Man's evolution form the noble bunny rabbit.

160. Get a bunch of friends and dress up in togas. Go find Ted Kennedy while on Capital Hill. Think Julius Caesar...

161. Brand a big "A" on the forehead of as many prostitutes you can find in one night.

162. During the middle of a nighttime mass, run in and stake the priest through the heart, screaming that he was a vampire. Tell them all that you can prove it by taking out the take and saying that he'll then get back up again. When he stays dead on the floor, apologize and run like hell.

163. Find a bunch of obnoxious Goth punks. (Using dominate and Dementate, of course...) Declare the technology is a MENACE created by the ESTABLISHMENT to SHACKLE us and take away our FREEDOM and make us dress in bright COLORS. When you get 'em all riled up, hand out sledgehammers and lead them to Best Buy.

164. Find Alex Trabek. Say "The current President." If he doesn't answer "'Who is' Bill Clinton", punch him in the mouth. Keep it up each night with a new question and answer until he answers the correct way.

165. Entice the same Gangrel into frenzying each night in the presence of the Prince until he looks like a wildebeest.

166. Find a Toreador who has a lovely little sculpture gallery. Tie 'em up and pry his eyes open (watch A Clockwork Orange for pointers...). Force him to watch while you spray-paint everything he holds hear neon purple.

167. Walk around exaggeratedly slow on tip-toes with a baseball bat. Whack a curious passerby. Continue until the police catch up with you. When they question you, tell them that you were just following Teddy Roosevelt's advice.

168. Dress up like a cave man and get a spear. Go to a science museum and attack the dinosaurs while singing the praises of mammals.

169. (You need to be able to hide real well on this...) Go to a night court. Think whoopee cushion. Think porcupine. (Hey, v.a.l., we both had whoopee cushion pranks. Sick minds think alike, eh?)

170. Go to an aquatic park. Steal a dolphin. Now go to a tuna fish cannery. Beat the hell out of everyone with the dolphin. Then put the tuna employees in the tank you took the dolphin from. Put the dolphin in one of those big blue mailboxes. (Some disassembly required.)

-Peg Leg Pete, who would like to thank v.a.l., Jason, and Chris...

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