Pranklympics: Part Gestapo

171. Find out when Gallagher's gonna give a show. Substitute one of his watermelons with one filled with nitroglycerine.

172. (This one is extremely difficult and requires a very skilled practitioner of Obfuscate and Dominate...) Get two orangutans. Mask them to look like two heavy-weight boxers right before a fight, and stuff the real boxers in some small lockers. Unmask the overgrown chimps during the middle of the first round.

173. (This is a variation of the above...) Replace two boxers before a fight. Midway into the first round, both go Horrid Form and pound the unlivin' bejesus out of each other. Ripping off a limb and beating the other boxer with it is considered bad form.

174. Get some friends and dress up like pirates. Make filthy landlubbers (that would most likely be Ventrue...) walk the plank off a skyscraper. (Thanks, Babd, for reminding me...)

175. Dress up like a gold miner. Carrying a pickaxe and some dynamite, go to an indoor mountain climbing establishment. Set up the dynamite and inform all the claim-jumpers that they have five seconds to leave before they are evicted.

176. Go commandeer an eighteen-wheeler. Play chicken with with the police precinct building. No fear.

177. Go to a Blockbuster Video store dressed in a dark suit and sunglasses. Get every copy of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and start walking out of the store. When confronted, tell the employees that you are on official FBI business and that you are confiscating important federal evidence. When they continue to argue, accuse one of them of being a vampire trying to run a cover-up operation and behead him. Tell stunned onlookers that the fact that he isn't getting back up while beheaded is proof that he was a vampire. Hell, everyone knows beheading vampires kills 'em...

178. Get a pinstripe suit and a tommy gun. Go to a crowded bar. In your worst Prohibition gangster voice, tell the barkeep, "Mr. Capone don't like ya musclin' in on his business, see?". Then gun him down and shoot up all his liquor. See how many people show up the next night.

179. Find a Tupperware party. Reenact the Salem witch trials/burnings. (Damn Tupperware...)

180. Make yourself look like JFK, bullet holes, splatted brain, and all. Call a press conference to tell America what really happened that fateful day.

181. Sneak into a maximum security prison dressed like Death, scythe included. Execute each death row inmate in his cell, but take his head with you. Enjoy the media circus the following night. A week later, call up some asinine show like "Hard Copy" with heads in hand...

182. Hijack a truckload of televisions. Sneak into an Hamish community and cement a TV into the living room of each house.

183. Get some friends. Nab as many younger Nosferatu as you can in one night. Fleshcraft them all to look just like Fabio.

184. (Only for the truly sick and perverted pranksters...) Fleshcraft some guy's manhood to the point where if he walks naked in the sand, he leaves behind two footprints and a little ditch.

185. Dress up likes Moses. Go about Jewish communities and part small bodies of water with hand grenades and C-4. Public pools open at night are always nice...

186. Go to Lincoln's Log Cabin. Introduce it to modern technology, ala the chainsaw.

That's all for now, sickos...

-Peg Leg Pete, wondering when he's gonna stop...

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