[Seven years bad luck is a cheap price to pay for the ability to see more than one reflection of your soul.] Welcome to the Prank Locker

My first offering to you will be the Pranklympics. Those of you who don't know anything about White Wolf's game Vampire: the Masquerade or Malkavians in general may be alarmed. Those who do know all about it will definitely be alarmed.
Part Greeks at Marathon
Part Also
Part Twelve Copies of War and Peace
Part Golfer Etiquette
Part Triple Gainer
Part Roman Orgy
Part Viking Raider
Part Lopsided Infinity
Part Gestapo
Part Buddhist Monk
Part Oh, Dear God, He's Back With More
Part V.A.L.'s Amazing Lipstick
Part On the Left Side Please, Barber
Part Forfenschlackle...
Part Stop, Drop, and Roll
Part Untagleebanglobangloben
Part Ham Sam'ich
Part the Re(e)d Sea
Part Roaches Suck Major Bobo
Part No Offisher, Habn't Had A Ting To Drenk

And finally, another home for the Prankthology, the grand pappy of prank lists.
The Credits
Part Uno
Part Dos
Part Tres
Part Quatro
Part Cinco
Part Seis
Part Siete
Part Ocho
Part Nueve
Part Diez

Special thanks must, of course, go to those who inspired this mess. Notably Eric Wiley and Jason Corley. If these caught your gander (must have been one hell of a chase, eh?), then you might want to also check out The Malkavian HomePage and Jason Corley's Book of Not ftp site. Both are chock full of entertaining stories and good for plenty of laughs. Unless, of course, you have taste. Both of these sites also sponsor the Prankthology, which is a compilation of all the pranks I could get my hands on. I'm no longer maintaining the Prankthology, and I don't know if anyone else is now. Ask around on alt.games.whitewolf if you're interested.