771. Go find some people tripping on acid (shouldn't be too tough in Denton). Now repeatedly Earth Meld in front of them. Become a local legend and earn the admiration of your peers.

772. Go to Hollywood. Dress up like Dracula and wear a rainbow wig. Now Obfuscate and make cameo appearances in as many movie scenes as physically possible. Drive film crews and editors to alcoholism.

773. Find a medium sized stream that has a beaver dam (usually visited or seen by day). One night, tear it down and replace it with a cement dam. Superglue little construction helmets to a few of the larger beavers and spray-paint "Ain't evolution grand?" on the new dam.

774. Impersonate Abraham Lincoln and give impromptu renditions of the Emancipation Proclamation at Ku Klux Klan meetings. For bonus points, recite in its entirety Dennis Hopper's monologue to Christoher Walken from 'True Romance', inserting 'inbred rednecks' for 'Sicilians'.

775. Find a Lasombra. (Shouldn't be too hard-- just shoot a bunch of wops and pick the one that gets back up. If anyone took offense to that, you are an idiot who takes offense too easily and will likely take offense to being called an idiot, also. Idiot.) Now beat the piss out of him. (Or her, if you're a) a male chauvinist pig, b) an equal-opportunity asshole, or c) if you don't want to use sexist language but think political correctness is stupid and just want to poke fun at as many people as possible.) Then manacle his feet and bring him to the top of a decent sized building. Call the press and then lower him a few stories upside-down from a chain linked to the manacles. Have someone strong start swinging the squealing Lasombra back and forth once the camera crews start showing up. Should make for some interesting live camera coverage, eh?

776. Find one very macho, punkish Brujah (preferably one with a loud mohawk). Get some friends and stake him. Now shave every single hair off of his body. Apply an obscene amount of makeup (neon purple nail polish included, of course) and paint yellow hair on him. Dress him up in an itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini and get in a vehicle with a camcorder hidden in the back. Now tie a rope to the stake and yank it out (while in the car, of course). Drive off just fast enough as the screaming little boy-toy runs after you, filming all the live-log way. Declare free movie night at the next Elysium gathering.

777. Find one pretty little Toreador that is excessively vain. Stake 'em. Drag him to a tattoo parlor and Dominate the tattoo artist into tattooing "Poseur For Hire" on his forehead. Now take out the stake and heavily Dominate the Torry into forgetting the whole incident and ignoring the tattoo,refusing to believe that it exists. Fun for those prestigious TorridWhore parties.

778. Find a vampire who has a known interest in the occult. Now go kill a ram and take its horns and hind-quarters. Then go nab the vampire. Cut his legs off from the knees down, replacing them with the ram legs, and superglue the horns to his head. Take his shirt off and carve pentagrams and runs on his chest ("C'thulu rocks your lame ass" is a popular suggestion). Now go throw him in the Tremere chantry.

779. Find out when a Primogen member will be leaving town for a week or so. Once he's gone, bulldoze his entire estate, removing everything completely. Cement over the entire compound, leaving "Caine loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole" written in the cement.

780. During Christmas season, Fleshcraft a bunch of little kids into demented versions of Santa's elves. Use your own imagination as to what to make long and pointy.

781. Attend an opera or classical music concerto. Obfuscate and sneak backstage with a portable stereo, a Quiet Riot CD, and a lot of wires. C'mon, feel the noise... (Bonus points for actually finding structural attunement.)

782. Use Chimestry to make the Prince look like Bozo the Clinto-- ummm... Clown during a serious speech. (Or the Emperor Who Wore No Clothes.)

783. Nab a Lupine. Shave it. Send the Polaroids to its Pack Elders with suggestions to post them in the local cairn.

784. Sabotage the ba-dee (you know, those little water fountains that clean off dirty bungholes) of an uppity politician by using creative wiring. Talk about shock therapy...

785. (Need a lot of friends for this one.) Ever want to make the local garou feel at home? Brighten up their cairn! Arrange for a distraction (some of your less liked vamps will do nicely) to draw off most of the Garou. After they're gone, rush in with your friends and subdue the guards. Then... do some landscaping! Put some gravel paths in, mow the lawn and trim those bushes. Dig a barbecue pit and throw a pig on. A few coolers of beer and your all set to run like hell...

786. Find some Redcaps and dominate them. Spray paint them blue and their caps white then have them stroll though Faerie court singing 'la-la-la-la-la!"

787. Find a neonate. Stake him. Get a pair of pliers and pull his fangs. Drain him dry of all but one blood point. Put him in a room with a live cow. Pull the stake, back out of the room and watch the fun.

788. Find a neonate. Stake him when his fangs are out. Dominate an orthodontist to put braces on him.

789. Replace the candy those annoying little kids sell with exlax. See how fast they sell...

790. Seed rain clouds with random body parts. (Canines and felines work especially well, for some reason.)

791. During the middle of a conversation, inform others that you need two forms of identification from each of them. When they act confused,just wink as if everyone knows exactly what you're talking about when you say, "All a part of my grand scheme."

792. Small white rabbits. Fleshcrafting. Vampiric. Hungry. Monty Python.

793. Get some marauder friends (and preferably a Nexus Crawler for extra support) and stage Rocky Horror. It may be necessary to go weird tech to make that laser work properly, but hell, they can handle it. Shoot the audience to prove the lasers work. At the end when Riff Raff and company take off, launch the cinema into space. Run away laughing. Arranging oxygen for the orbiting viewers is recommended.

794. Take photos of everyone. Do this for months. Reminisce over your albums with trusted friends (that Masquerade thing is annoying, isn't it?). Now, acquire a good airbrush and a thorough knowledge of photo editing. 'Blank' a neonate out of a photo. Pass it round, wondering how it happened. Kill the neonate. The next night, several more portraits are gone...

795. Find one of those 'vampire bars'. Tip off a Justicar that the Masquerade is being broken there. Go back (Obfuscated) and use Dominate to unDominate the regular humans. Vampires, vampires, everywhere, and the Masquerade's in pretty poor condition...

796. The Leaning Tower. Scaffolding. Community Service.

797. Clothes are victims of a COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP! In particular, the clothes of the prince (or Emperor). Release them from their bondage. Free all clothes in the city and send them to a place where they can live their natural lives in harmony. Donating them to the local Garou Sept is a nice idea.

798. Some clothes have gone over to the enemy. At the next Camarilla meeting, announce that you have discovered a spy. Drag out a set of cords and some loafers and interrogate them. Don't be afraid to be brutal.

799. The Sabbat are fun. But they look so depressed most of the time. Remember, a smiling face is a happy face. Use fleshcraft and possibly celerity to run like hell.

800. Tramp out crop circles repeatedly. If anyone asks you why, wistfully say that you're trying to signal an InterGalactic Taxi to get home.

801. Fuel-Air bomb in a ventilation system. Elysium. Declare aggrievedly that Brujah are terrified of fire and can't bear to be near it. Claim that there isn't a Brujah alive who won't frenzy if someone lights a match. Place bets. Stand near the door, start up your celerity, and have the beefiest Brujah light up. Start running--hard. Collecting monies the following evening is not recommended.

802. Drive past a speed camera while doing 150 km/hr and Obfuscated. (Try and convict me with that picture, coppers.)

803. Replace the doors on a Lasombra haven with magic eye automatic openers.

804. Astro-turf a Tzimisce haven. Leaving a dust pan with a very small amount of dirt left in it for the Fiends to squabble over is optional.

805. (Prank story) I Dominated a Malkie into doing and then forgetful minded him to think the prank was his idea. We were having a dreadfully boring masq. and the highlight of the evening so far had been an obfuscated wall of Nosferatu's (headed by me the Nos. Primogen). Anyway, it got to the point that I couldn't take it anymore so I Dominated the first Malki that I got my hands on and told him what to do...... First he went and stole a car out front of the student union building (where we were holding the masque). Then he drove off to Walmart and bought as many gasoline cans as he could (that was twenty), then he drove to a gas station and filled all of the cans up. Then he drove to the local Greyhound Bus station and stole a bus (after he loaded all the gasoline cans onto the bus). Then he drove the bus up to the front of the Student Union Building, and lit all of the gasoline cans and drove the bus through the humongous glass window in the front, lighting up the party in the process....Oh YES, he drove the bus in obfuscated and jumped out as soon as it hit the first wall. Then proceeded to un-Obfuscate undetected in a corner, and acted very confused as to what was going on.... He never did get caught, though a very unlucky Gangrel did get punished for it. Amazing enough out of two hundred players not one was hurt by the whole bus incident.

806. Get you Clan to elect a sock puppet as Malkavian Primogen. Dominate a Tremere into arguing on your behalf.

807. Ten things to arrange over an earth melded (earth molt?) Gangrel: (best to use a ghoul, Dominate some schmuck, hire somebody, etc.)
1.) A brick pyramid (only if using a Tremere sigil capstone).
2.) A yellow tape outline.
3.) A grassfire, scorching the earth all around, except for an area covered by...something, leaving the shape of a sleeping Gangrel.
4.) A real estate for-sale sign: one Gangrel haven, needs work.
5.) A Toreador early-evening ball.
6.) Shakespeare in the park.
7.) A magic show (requires exact timing, maybe via Dominate).
8.) A Satanic cult ritual (as above, so below).
9.) A zombie movie shoot.
10.) A pile of leaves (only you can support the Masqerade).
x.) A portable outhouse.

808. Movie time! Now showing: Repo Man. Stake the Kindred of your choice, stuff him in the trunk of a domestic car (somebody else's). See how many of the city's undead you can get to join in the scavenger hunt. See if you can get anybody to read Dianetics.

809. Through the miracle of modern Chimestry, Obfuscate, or ventriloquism cause a child's voice to emanate from a well or storm drain on the Prince's estate. Alert the media, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah. Using Animalism to cause a puppy to whine at the voice is a plus.

810. Use Animalism on a bloody pawed Akita to lead passing yuppies to the Prince's haven, Tremere chantry, etc. DO NOT use your own blood here, but then, you knew that, didn't you.

811. In a similar vein: tell the Justicar "If my blood ain't on it, you must acquit." Question the quality of his DNA and his sire's DNA. Point out dozens of other Kindred would have the same Psychometry trace. Hire a pilot to tow a banner proposing to his Archon.

812. Random ghouling. Place vitae (yours or someone else's) in various beverage containers (water coolers, punch bowls, holy water fonts, food vats in prisons or schools, etc.) whenever the mood strikes you. Variation: product tampering--add vitae to Miracle-Grow(TM).

813. Ghoul the Prince's guard dogs before he does.

814. From under hiding (obfuscation), throw clay pigeons at people. See if they get why they should get nervous.

815. Have your retainer squeeze out pigeons over a Gargoyle (during the day that is, allowing you to do this more than once).

816. To apologize for the above incident (well, weeks of it), liberate your gargoyle brethren. Do it yourself, as a show of good faith; on nights where you've got some free time, climb to rooftops and give 'em a push while shouting "Fly, be free!" Wonder, as the people below you must, why the gargoyles are stone at night and plummet straight down.

817. (Continued from above.) Jump to the logical conclusion: your gargoyle friends have been cursed by vindictive Tremere. Demand that they be changed back; don't take no for an answer. For every gargoyle that dies (via 'gravity poisoning'), encase one Tremere in cement to take his place. Flesh & Bonecrafting optional. While you're at it, do something about those pesky pedestrians who keep intercepting your winged allies in their (brief, linear, vertical) flight.

818. Bring a rather ripe corpse to the next Conclave. Tell everyone he's a Samedi friend from out of town, suffering from a bit of jet lag. Confide to skeptics that he's actually had a bit too much to drink on the flight in and he's just sleeping it off.

819. (Continued from above.) Stake your friend and turn him in at the next blood hunt. Apologize to the Prince for getting the wrong vampire, pull the stake out, tell your buddy you're sorry, and wait for him to accept. When he doesn't move, try frantically to revive him.

820. Cut off your hand while ferrying across the Irish Sea, hurl it ashore before reaching land. Claim whichever island you landed on.

821. For Saint Patrick's Day dye the Chicago River orange.

822. Through extensive use of Vicissitude, Dominate, and Dementation, remake the Prince's neighbors into the Flanders of the Simpsons.

823. Publicly apologize for violating the Masquerade. Local, late-night UHF airtime is cheap; local access cable is free.

824. As above, but only on one particular Kindred's television (the Prince or the offended party). Splicing cable is one way, reorienting his digital satellite dish toward a nearby building with a transmitter is another. Chimestry is always useful.

825. Find a paranoid vampire you can manage to perpetually out-obfuscate; refer to him as your 'roomy.'

826. Find a reclusive Kindred (bit paranoid--can't be all that rare), preferably a writer. Chew on his pencils. If he fails to notice, chew on his furniture.

827. High status got you down? Invite the Harpies to an afternoon tea. Alternately, invite only their retainers to a night event, not the Cainites themselves.

828. Become a Harpy yourself. Issue a list--in particular order--of Kindred you believe to have good taste. Make other allusions to Diablerie.

829. For antitribu only: powdered gelatin in the Vinculum. Bonus points for eyes, etc. in the place of fruit.

830. Help Salubri hide from those nasty Tremere. Poke out an eye or two.

831. Help the Giovanni. As they diversify their business holdings and form new companies, suggest names (via dominate, fer'instance) to their ad company. 'Giovanni Unlimited InterNational Europe-America.'

832. (After watching the Prince and his entourage eat an uneventful meal) When the Prince and his mortal guests call for the chef to compliment, take his place--no obfuscate, though take his hat--receive their compliments. Only considered a prank after you've developed a working relationship with the Prince (50-75+ pranks). Bonus points if any of his entourage know you well enough to want to spit out his meal for safety's sake; double if they actually do.

833. Use Vicissitude to bring Gary Larson's 'Boneless Chicken Ranch' to life.

834. Work part time as a monkey grinder. Literally.

835. Go to a police station on a busy night. Obfuscate and make bunny ears for mugshots.

836. Rorschach cards are fun. But for those Malkavian antitribu out there with Dementate-- Rotschreck cards! (Dare a Brujah to play solitaire...)

837. Swap coffins between two vampires. Particularly ones that don't like each other. ...then three...

838. Know that poor Tremere with bad eyesight who's always losing his glasses? Get him a new pair. With a third lens.

839. (For male Malks) A little Vicissitude, have a normal birth.

840. Freshness date a Samedi (Saran Wrap(TM) is considered rude).

841. (Only for the truly suicidal) Follow a lupine around (Obfuscated, of course). After he's been seen by a few Kindred and leaves, show up with shredded clothes; ask what happened. Keep this up, eventually someone will realize you're an Abomination (literally). If the lupine didn't kill anybody (easiest if he's a friend/blood bound/etc.), you may have a job as the Prince's new enforcer; If he does, you've found a way to call a blood hunt without being a Prince.

842. Obfuscated, take a rifle to a showing of Bambi. Sit in the balcony and bide your time. Limit shots to Bambi's Mom, timing is critical--you must match up with the soundtrack. Good luck avoiding Rotschreck during the forest fire.

843. Make one large flag with a cracked mirror on it. Fly it over the Prince's haven, prominent Elysium sites, government buildings, etc. Level 6 obfuscate, limited to one success may be enough to hide it from mortals, but allow the Auspex enhanced to view it. Maybe. May require something similar to Scrawl from the Clanbook.

844. Run the Prince's car off the road, and jump out to ask "Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon (TM)?".

845. Get a cannon which can propel a live bird at ~150 mph. Dress in 1920's-style tennis whites, straw boaters, frills, parasols, etc. Pack a delightful afternoon tea. Take a basketful of birds, your cannon and lunch to the end of a runway at the local airport. Pull!

846. (This may need some police contacts or just a bit of Dominate in the right place.) Find a Lasombra who regularly drives his own vehicle. Get your local traffic department to set up a speed camera on the route he travels. Alter the speed setting so it goes off when you want it to. Change the position of it continually, camouflage it well, perhaps with a bit of higher level Obfuscate or Chimestry when he starts getting really paranoid. This would be fairly annoying for most people, but, of course, the photos will show no driver. To increase the trouble from the worried traffic people, leak the story to the papers. Act as his agent and set up a TV interview at his home or place of business with 'Hard Copy' if you really feel like making trouble.

847. Break into a zoo and steal a piranha. Embrace it (or get a Brujah friend to embrace it), starve it. Put it in the kiddies pool.

848. Dominate a Ventrue to think he's James Bond, 007. Send him on a mission for England, and have the Prince be the supervillain. Send him to the Prince's haven with some nifty gear and some c-4. You get the idea. Extra points for Fleshcrafting multiple Ventrues into all the different James Bonds, and some women into characters like Pussy Galore and Onatop.

849. Is blood really thicker than water? Find out. On pedestrians. Bonus points for publishing your findings.

850. Break into the home of a scientist who does animal testing. Try his experiments on a human.

851. Go to a Prince's party in a four wheel drive vehicle. Nowhere to park? Park on top of a Ventrue's Rolls Royce. Or the prince's living room (You might want to be very fast for this one).

852. Is there a vampire that's been annoying you lately? Have a few ghouls go to his haven in the daytime. Wrap him well to protect him from the sun. Relocate him in a new haven somewhere at random. Without his clothes.

853. When the above vampire returns to his haven, he discovers that it has been torn down. And is being replaced with a mini mall. Bonus points for owning the mall.

854. (Prank story) I've been living in Florida for a while (just got out of Cuba), and the Cammies there weren't to happy when they found me. In fact, the Prince was (rightly) upset and demanded I either leave with all due haste, or suffer her wrath. I laughed and told her to piss off. For some reason, this made her frenzy on me, but the ghouls and vamps restrained her while I danced on outta there. About 30 minutes later my buddy Seth of the good ol' Serpents of the Light (yep, Sabbat to the bone) is giving me a couple blood points to use against this prince. An hour or so after that, I've got this vessel of transference set up in the prince's haven -- replacing a bit of artwork she is quite meticulous about. Replacing it slightly off center of the podium it's supposed to be on. I wait. The Prince comes through the hallway, notices the out-of-place clay pot, and moves it. She now has a bit of Sabbat blood in her (and if I could get the pot back, I'd have some of her blood). Well, in the meantime, I let myself get caught, and hauled before the better vampires of the city, including the Prince. While she's spieling off about my crimes, I accuse her of being a Sabbat spy. Everyone gets real quiet, and she ever so kindly asks me to prove it. I use some Thaumaturgy to fill a glass with a sample of her blood, which is then passed to a Tremere or two for them to analyze. Wonders of wonders, it's hers (spirit touch), and it's Sabbat (Taste for Blood). During the resulting commotion, I was able to move to Mexico unhindered.

855. (Prank story) I recently was hanging at a bar with an assortment of shady characters, when an idea struck me. I failed my dodge roll, so after I picked myself back up, I ordered the "Are you nuts" chicken wings (somewhere above "suicide" in heat), but I didn't eat them... Instead, I just played with my food a while, then went into the men's room, and wiped my hands on the toilet paper in both stalls. Then I waited, and the results were... amusing.

856. Learn faerie mechanics. Replace the engine in a "friend's" car with a large rubber band.

857. Announce you are running for President of the United States. Promise outlandish things. Then, get elected and forget all about them. (Note: this prank has been successfully used many times, but always seems to work).

858. In a related action, run for a political office. Promise stupid things. Ask everyone you meet if they would vote for you. If they say no, kill them. See how many elections it takes to win.

859. Pick a word (preferable one that is rather common). For a day, whenever someone says that word, scream at the top of your lungs. Then, the look around, shrug and continue. Repeat often, picking a new word each night.

860. When enter a room, hide yourself underneath the largest piece of furniture. Every 2 minutes, move to the next smallest piece. Then on to the occupants of the room. Hiding inside people is quite acceptable. If anyone asks you about it, alternatively whisper vague phrases about the CIA, cheese balls and cow mutilations. The next time they ask, crawl out, stand in the middle of the room and deny you did anything at all.

861. Whenever someone talks to you, ignore them. Then, once they are done, stare at them expectantly, wait a minute and then walk off muttering, "you'll get yours . . ."

862. Take a small rodent. Carry on your person at all times. If someone mentions it, look frightened, whirl around, then shake your head and jot something down in a notebook.

863. Dress up in a gorilla suit (or Fleshcraft yourself into one). Get a big thighbone from somewhere (be creative). Walk around humming the music from 2001 and beating the shit out of people with it. (Avoid the scene where the sun comes out, though).

864. Find a group of goths (shouldn't be too hard. . . ) One night, after they are asleep (naturally or not), apply a healthy coating of self-tanning lotion (one can never be too tan, can one?) to their poor, pale complexions. It should make them feel much better about themselves. Alternatively, use oil-based paints (ochre is good, so is burnt umber.) Then, if you're still feeling helpful, liven up that dark and gloomy wardrobe of theirs! Think spray paint, think neon, think fun, fun, fun (Richard Simmons style).

865. Get a friend (you have one, don't you?). Walk into a highly crowded area. Fake a heart attack. Have your friend rush over to you, check you out (let others check you out - don't breathe) and then proclaim you to be dead. Then, have him give you a "magical, mystical" pill/powder/shot/chant/whatever. Cough. Fake a heartbeat. Start to breathe. Then, sell your miracle product for whatever it'll bring. Claim it must be used w/in a short time of death (bring along a Samedi for illustration). If anyone complains - tell they waited too long, kill 'em, and then try it. Shrug when it doesn't work, and offer them their money back.

866. Begin to talk about something as if it existed when it doesn't. Ask people questions about it (does it look bigger today?). Keep it up until they finally answer you. Then, calmly stare at them, and ask what the hell they are talking about. Tell the Prince you are concerned about their mental well being.

867. Using the 7th level dominate - Repression of the Obvious, find out someone's deepest darkest secret. Then, help them out. Apply it on their person any way you feel is appropriate (carve it into their forehead, tattoo it on their chest, write it on their hands, whatever). The next day, ask them if they feel better yet.

868. Shave your head, except for on the sides. Go to an airport. Hand out decapitated hamsters and a booklet linking hamsters to Satanism.

869. Find a wannabe Virtual Adept -- one that's just learning about computers. Tell him all the K3WL \/\/AREZ are available by telnetting to 127.0.0.1. Tell him "They already know your password." It's true.

870. Break into a restaurant before it opens (or Dominate the manager into letting you in). Replace the cola syrup in the soda dispenser with employees' (or your own, or best yet, a Tremere's) blood.

871. Like above, except just hook the line up to a Dominated (or bound and gagged) mortal (or Toreador).

872. Find a Country and Western bar. Replace all the CDs in the jukebox with industrial music. That night, go the bar with a few of your (herd/retainers/ghouls/friends), all dressed as Elvis. Mosh when the songs start.

873. Rip out your eyeballs before sleeping one day. When you get up, superglue the eyeballs to the door of the local NWO Construct. Write "My Brother is Bigger than Your Brother" on the door, in blood or some other fun substance. This works with other people's eyeballs too, of course.

874. Walk into a Toreador establishment and create a 'work of art' using Chimestry. Laugh as they marvel at your work. Laugh as you make it disappear and they blame the local Ravnos.

875. (Prank story) The Prince of Catonsville was a Malk (an 18th century French vampire who thought he was Louis XIV and wasn't). He was having a party to celebrate the 100th anniversary of his rule. In the middle of the party, everybody was appalled to find his body sitting on his throne ON his head. Psychometry and taste of vitae indicated that it was indeed the prince, but there was no sign of any assassin (no footprints and no smell Mr. Badass Gangrel was quite pissed.) The Prince, who was Obfuscated and had faked the whole thing with an elaborate scheme involving several mages and a Lasombra Antitribu (Don't ask. I don't think HE understands all of the convolutions) watched everybody wander around trying to solve it. Eventually, the Ventrue made a power play. The Prince reappeared, dropping from the chandelier, laughing at everybody and sentencing the Ventrue responsible for said power play to Final Death. Clever and functional. P.S. One of the clues involved a contract half written in disappearing, reappearing ink between a party listed in the invisible part and the Assamites (the party was the Prince and the assignment was to help him find traitors. The Assamites'll do anything for money.)

876. Use Obfuscate to sneak into the Prince's house and release cockroaches. (Can you ghoul cockroaches?)

877. While someone is sleeping build a town over them with legos. If you feel they would compromise the town when they get up in the evening, be sure to use crazy glue. If you're feeling daring, make them a lego coffin. If you still have the crazy glue handy, glue them to the coffin. Glue the coffin to the ground. If you're feeling daring, glue the coffin to something that will be moving around a lot. Cars, trains, subways, planes, ocean liners, space shuttles, etc. Or for a different effect, glue it to something that won't go anywhere. Streets, buildings, train tracks, subway lines, Oceanic oil rigs, the Moon, etc. You get the idea.

878. Ask the prince for permission to embrace him.

879. Juggle childer. Other peoples' of course.

880. (Requires lots of people.) Pick a bus route, any route. Best select one which has a lot of businessmen or such like using it during the rush hour. Have someone at each bus-stop dress as a clown. As the bus comes, get on, soon the bus will begin to fill with clowns! BUT, the clowns must not speak to each other, sit next to each other or in any way acknowledge each other! When some-one asks if it is a convention, say no, that is how you normally dress, when they point out the others clowns, act surprised, then shocked that they copied your idea.!!!

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